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Charlotte Not Impressed With Scooch
Charlotte Church has launched a verbal attack on Britain's Eurovision entrants Scooch.

Church, 21, said their performance on BBC's Making Your Mind Up "made every pore in my body itch with embarrassment".

The group dressed up as cabin crew members, along with a cheesy dance routine while performing their song Flying The Flag [For You].

On her website she said the show was "a load of absolute shit" and Cyndi should be the one going to Helsinki.


Scarlett To Go Under The Knife?
Scarlett Johansson says it's only a matter of time before she falls prey to the surgeon's knife, reports Mirror.

The 22-year-old admits: "I don't want to become an old hag! If you're comfortable with yourself that's sexy, but if you're not then go for it."